"Did you see how pleased Mrs. Smith looked when I told her she didn't look a day older than her daughter?"
"I didn't notice Mrs. Smith... I was too busy watching the expression on her daughter's face!"

In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you. It makes you look ten years younger."
"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"

When a woman tells you her age, it's all right to look surprised, but don't scowl!

Husband: Dear, do you remember John Williams? He was the student body president at our high school. I saw him today.
Wife: That was 35 years ago.
Husband: I know. In fact, he has gotten so bald and so fat he didn't even recognize me.

The best way to cure your wife of nervousness is to tell her it is caused by advancing age.

After a serious operation a lady was still in a coma. Her worried husband stood at the foot of her bed.
"Well," said the nurse reassuringly, "at least age is on her side."
"She's not so young," said the husband. "She is 45."
At this point the patient moved slightly, and quietly but firmly murmured, "Forty-four."

Clara: My husband says I look younger in this hat.
Sara: Oh really? What is your age?
Clara: Thirty.
Sara: No, I mean without the hat.

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom, called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.